Golden Girls A Musical – Episode Two is at the Two Brewers tonight from 8pm starring Rose Garden, Tanya Hyde, Mrs Moore, Stephanie Von Clitz and more. Followed later by Sandra and DJ Liam Chaplin. Open 6pm – 3am. Entry is free before 10pm, £3 after. Tickets for Golden Girls from outsavvy.com
Cabaret maverick Dusty Limits is at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern with Absolute kUNST and a host of special guests. Open 7pm – midnight. Advance tickets from vauxhalltavern.com
Ku Klub at Ku Leicester Square presents Thirstay with DJs, Sexshooters and Nieko. Open until 3am. Get a free entry pass from Ku Soho.
Unleash your inner Britney as Kevin Walsh hosts Backing the Stars karaoke at Halfway II Heaven. Open 12pm – 12am. Entry is free.
Enjoy a cold beer at the Duke of Wellington open every day. Open 12pm – 12am. Entry is free.
The Light Lounge is the cocktail bar from the Ku Group. Happy Hour runs from 5pm until 7pm. Open 5pm – 11.30pm. Entry is free.
G-A-Y Porn Idol is back at Heaven with a Valentine’s special with guest judges Stacey Solomon and Joe Swash. To enter, send a message to 07789 553 868. Open 11pm – 4am. Entry is £1 with a wristband from G-A-Y Bar.
Sandra is at the Admiral Duncan tonight for laughs and songs in Soho. Open 12pm – 12am. Entry is free.
Compton Cross launches another night of top cabaret in Soho, check website for details of what’s on all weekend at this great venue. Open 11am – midnight. thecomptoncross.com.
Ian Parker and guests will be at the George and Dragon in Greenwich, with £3 drinks offers until 8pm. Open 4pm – 2am. Entry is free.
Her Upstairs is the hot new cabaret destination in Camden with amazing acts and different nights. Open 5pm – late.
New Bloomsbury Set has a world-class cocktail menu plus it’s Happy Hour every night until 8pm. Open 4pm – 11.30pm. Entry is free.
Ku Soho on Frith Street is small but perfect with hot boys and cool drinks open every day.
Open midday – midnight. Entry is free.
The White Swan in Limehouse presents its Open Mic Night with CJ on the piano when everyone is welcome to join in the fun. Open 8pm – late.
Bitches Down Under is the saucy new comedy at Above The Stag in Vauxhall until 18 February. Times vary, tickets from abovethestag.com.
If We Got Some More Cocaine I Could Show You How I Love You is a play at The Vaults until 25 Feb. Times vary. Tickets at vaultfestival.com.
Consumables is at The Cage as part of the Vault Festival until 18 Feb. Times vary. Tickets at vaultfestival.com.
Sweatbox Hard Up Thursdays with free entry for guys under 25 with ID between 10am and midnight. Open 24 hours. Entry is £17 or free for members or under 25s.
SM Gays are back at South Bloc for a Puppies and Chastity workshop. Open 8pm – midnight. Entry is £7 with free coatcheck.
Wandsworth LGBT Forum hold a weekly coffee morning for Over 50s LGBT+ at The Furzedown Project, 91/93 Moyser Road, SW16. From 10am – midday. Entry is free.
Get a free HIV test from Spectra, part of GMP, at Heart of Hounslow Polyclinic. See spectra-london.org.uk for more details. Open 6pm – 7.30pm.
There’s two events tonight at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern starting from 7pm with Graham J and the Cabaret Noir performing songs from his amazing new album. Followed at 10pm by those sexy guys from BEEFMINCE with cool DJs and hot men. Open 9pm – 4am. Tickets for both events from vauxhalltavern.com
Tonight at the Two Brewers there’s cabaret from Miss Jason plus it’s Backroom with DJs Sam Londt and Liam Chaplin. Open 5pm – 4am. Entry is free before 10pm, £7 after.
There’s cabaret tonight at Halfway II Heaven from Miss Jason at 10pm. Open 12pm – 3am. Entry is free.
The White Swan presents Klub Nite with DJ Aaran Bader. Open 8pm – 4am. Entry is £5.
SHE Soho is the only dedicated bar for LGBT+ girls in the West End from the Ku Group on Old Compton Street. Open until midnight. Entry is free.
Her Upstairs presents FML hosted by Meth with special guest performers from 8pm and open late in Them Downstairs. Open 5pm – late. Entry is £5.
G-A-Y Camp Attack at Heaven, 70s, 80s and 90s to today’s hits. Open 11pm – 4am. Entry is £1 with wristband from G-A-Y Bar.
The Admiral Duncan has two amazing cabaret sets tonight starting with Son of a Tutu followed by Crystal D’Canter and Kelly Mild aka CK.
Open 12pm – 1am. Free entry.
Cabaret goddess Dave Lynn is at the George and Dragon in Greenwich. Plus £3 drinks offers until 8pm. Open from 5pm. Entry is free.
Start your weekend at Rupert Street with sexy guys and cool drinks. Open 5pm – late. Entry is free
Tonight is the 14th birthday party at Eagle London with DJ Mark Loverush plus live shows from Rozalla and Sonique. Open 9pm – 4am.
XXL Valentine’s at Pulse with residents Alex Logan, Paul Morrell, David Robson and Joe Egg plus a host of bears and blokes all looking for Mr Right or Mr Right Now. Open 10pm – 7am. Entry is £10 for members, £17 for guests.
Halfway II Heaven cabaret with Mrs Moore from 4pm, Rose Garden at 5pm and at 10pm it’s The Vixens with DJ Justin Swift. Open 12pm – 3am. Entry is free.
The gorgeous Mary Mac is at the Two Brewers tonight in the Cabaret Bar with DJ Demon, plus Chris Brogan is in the Club Bar. Open 5pm – 4am. Entry is free before 10pm, £8 after.
Ku Leicester Square features Klub open till 3am with hot boys and hotter DJs. Open midday – 3am.
The sensational Charlie Hides is at Central Station tonight with songs, stories and characters on stage at 10.30pm. Open midday – 3am. Entry is free for members.
Miss Terry Tour is at the George and Dragon in Greenwich. £3 drinks offers until 8pm. Open 4pm – 4am. Entry is free before 11pm.
The White Swan presents super hot club and cabaret night Cybil’s House S.L.U.T.S tonight with amazing performers and DJs. Open 9.30pm – 5am. Book advance tickets from bjswhiteswan.com
X Factor winner and Strictly finalist Alexandra Burke is back at G-A-Y tonight to launch her new single. Open 10.30pm – 5am. Entry is £4 with a wristband from G-A-Y Bar.
There’s always a warm welcome at The Victoria in Walthamstow. Open 9pm – 3am. Entry is free.
There’s amazing cabaret from Mary Mac at 9pm and Lola Lasagne at 10.30pm tonight at the Admiral Duncan. Open 12pm – 1am. Entry is free.
Duckie is at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern hosted by Amy Lamé with music from Readers Wifes. From 9pm – 2am. Entry is £6.
The Old Ship welcomes Northern songbird Myra DuBois tonight. Open 12pm – 12am. Entry is free.
Her Upstairs presents Her Madgesty a celebration of Madonna featuring HERR, Tayce and more with guest DJ David Robson. Get your tickets at skittle.com. Open 5pm – late. Entry is £5.
The London LGBT Tennis group has it’s Doubles and Drinks session at Waterlow Park, Highgate and then in the local pub. From 1pm – 3pm.
Spectra, part of GMP, offers free HIV tests today at Ku Bar Soho. From 2pm – 4pm. Arrive by 3.30pm to be in time for the last test.
The extraordinary DE Experience is back at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern for Sunday Social this evening. Plus you get DJs Simon Le Vans, Liam Chaplin and Sean Sirrs. Open 3pm – midnight. Entry is £5 for members, £8 for non-members.
Halfway II Heaven presents CK Sunday celebrating Chinese New Year with Crystal D’Canter and Kelly Mild from 3.30pm. Open 12pm – 11pm. Entry is free.
It’s the Power of Three special for Miss Jason’s 50th Birthday at the Two Brewers with Jason plus Sandra and Mary Mac with DJ Demon. Open 5pm – 3am. Entry is free before 8pm.
The Admiral Duncan presents Sunday Sing-Along with Kara Van Park followed by Chipz for Tea with Baga Chipz. Open 12pm – midnight. Entry is free.
At the George and Dragon in Greenwich you get three cabaret acts Dave Lynn, Mary Mac and Miss Jason. Plus £3 drinks offers until 8pm. Open 4pm – 2am. Entry is free.
DJ Tasty Tim is at Comptons tonight playing the hits for you and those sexy guys. Open midday – late. Entry is free.
The Old Ship in Limehouse welcomes back Drag With No Name for songs and loads of laughs. Open 12pm – 12am. Entry is free.
Horse Meat Disco is at Eagle London. Open 8pm – 3am. Entry is £6 before 10pm, £8 after.
Sailors Sauna in Limehouse now offer Sunday lunches plus check website for details on early bird entry deals. Times and prices at sailorssauna.com Open 1pm – 11pm. Entry is £10.
S.O.P is back at the Underground Club. Open 1pm – 11pm. Entry is £10.
At the Two Brewers tonight you get Mrs Moore’s Rock ‘N’ Roll Bingo. Plus in the Club Bar you can join the HIIT Club, workout classes. Open 6pm – 2am. Entry is free before midnight, £3 after. Tickets for HIIT classes at hexlife.co.uk.
Timberlina hosts the hilarious Big Bingo session at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern with amazing prizes.Open 7pm – 12am. Entry is free.
Her Upstairs hosts heat four of Celebrity Not Another Drag Competition hosted by Herr. Open 5pm – late. Entry is free.
Massive Music Monday with DJ Jonny spinning the hits at Halfway II Heaven by Charing Cross. Open 12pm – 12am. Entry is free.
Tonight is Popcorn at Heaven with stunning stage shows and amazing DJs. Open 11pm – 5am. Entry is free with a band from G-A-Y Bar.
Sum Ting Wong hosts the Admiral Duncan’s weekly Karaoke Showdown. Open 7pm – 12am. Entry is free.
It’s £2.50 Monday at Comptons tonight with DJ Alex Eugenio and some great drinks offers. Open midday – late. Entry is free.
It’s Hard Up Mondays at Sweatbox where guys aged 25 years and under get in for free with valid ID. Open 24 hours. Standard entry is £17.
Antidote and London Friend walk in clinic for LGBT+ people struggling with alcohol or drug abuse. 86 Caledonian Road, N1. Open 11am – 1pm.
The Two Brewers Kevin Walsh hosts karaoke Backing the Stars. Open 5pm – 2am. Entry is free.
The brilliant Shae Den Freude is at Halfway II Heaven for her debut solo show G’Day Halfway at 9pm. Open 12pm – 12am. Entry is free.
The Duke of Wellington presents Busy Lady Bingo with Cookie Monster. From 8pm. Entry is free, 99p to play per person.
The hilarious quiz at the Retro Bar from 8pm with Myra DuBois and Lola Lasagne on rotation plus DJ Heidi Heelz. Open midday – 11pm. Entry is free and it’s just £2 to enter quiz.
Martha D’Arthur is at Admiral Duncan for Tuesday Night Lies. Open 7pm – 12am. Entry is free.
Bar Wotever at the RVT with a host of new cabaret and performance talent. Open 7pm – midnight. Entry is £4/£6.
Foul Pages is a comedy set in 1603 at the Hope Theatre. Tickets and details: thehopetheatre.com. Open 7pm – midnight. Entry is £4/£6.
S.O.P is back with WS at the Underground Club. Open 6pm – midnight. Entry is £10.
CODE clinic is a sexual health service for gay men offering chemsex support at 56 Dean Street. Open 5pm – 7pm. Chelwest.nhs.uk.
Virgin Xtravaganzah is back at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern tonight with The Weird AF Xtravaganzah including a feast of guests. Open 7pm – 1am. Advance tickets: vauxhalltavern.com
Tonight at Pulse it’s the XXL Mid-Week booze and cruise session. Open 9pm – 3am.
Weekly quiz at the Two Brewers at 8pm hosted by Sum Ting Wong followed by Titti La Camp. Open 5pm – 2am. Entry is free before 11pm.
Martha D’Arthur is back at Halfway II Heaven tonight for One Armed Wednesdays. Open 12pm – 12am. Free entry.
George and Dragon Bona Bingo with Candy Slag In Drag from 9pm. Open 4pm – 2am. Entry is free.
Cookie Monster is at the Admiral Duncan for Valentine’s Day. Open 7pm – 12am. Entry is free.
CliniQ is a holistic sexual health and well being service for trans* people and partners at 56 Dean Street. Open 5pm – 7am.