Ku Leicester Square are celebrating their 12th birthday and Valentine’s Day with free draught beer from 7pm to 8pm tonight. Open midday – 3am. Entry to the bar is free.
The wonderful Miss Penny is at The Two Brewers tonight for her Valentine’s Traffic Light Party with DJ Liam Chaplin. Open 5pm – 3am. Entry is free before 10pm, £4 after.
Golden Girls The Musical: Episode Four is at The Two Brewers at 8pm in the Club Bar with Mrs Moore, Tanya Hyde, Rose Garden and Stephanie Von Clitz. Tickets via outsavvy.com
Tonight at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern the team from Pop Horror present their second annual Anti Valentine’s Ball hosted by Baby Lame. Open 7pm – midnight. Tickets from vauxhalltavern.com.
Ku Klub at Ku Leicester Square presents P.H.A.T Club with amazing DJs, hosts and performances taking you through to the early hours. Open until 3am. Entry is free before 11pm, £5 after.
Unleash your inner love song as Kevin Walsh hosts Backing the Stars Valentine’s karaoke at Halfway II Heaven from 8pm. Open 12pm – 12am. Entry is free.
Tonight at Comptons it’s Soul’Hoes with Alex Eugenio. Plus watch all the latest sports events on their big screens as and when they’re on. Open midday – late. Entry is free.
Piano Bar is at the George and Dragon tonight with Crystal D’Canter and Ian Parker on the ivories. £3 drinks offers until 8pm. Open 4pm – 2am.
Circa Soho is the cool and funky bar on Frith Street, with great house music, sexy guys and a Happy Hour. Open 1pm – 1am.
The Light Lounge is the cocktail bar from the Ku Group situated above Ku Bar Leicester Square. Happy Hour runs from 5pm until 7pm. Open 5pm – 11.30pm. Entry is free.
Tonight at The Bridge in Clapham it’s the brilliant Drag Bingo with Topsie Redfern and David Robson for a Valentine’s special. From 8pm. Entry is free.
Tonight G-A-Y Porn Idol is back with the Cock Destroyers as guest judges. Open 11pm – 4am. Entry is £1 with a wrisband from G-A-Y Bar.
Overtures Bar is at the City of Quebec from Wednesday to Saturday with special guests on the piano and everyone is welcome to sing-along. From 8.30pm – late. Entry is free.
Sandra is at the Admiral Duncan tonight for laughs and songs. Open 12pm – 12am. Entry is free.
Little Ku on Frith Street is small but perfectly formed. Open midday – midnight. Entry is free.
The White Swan in Limehouse presents its brilliant Open Mic Night with CJ on the piano. Open 8pm – late. Entry is free.
Grindr: The Opera is back for a limited run at Above The Stag Theatre in Vauxhall until 23 February. Book tickets at abovethestag.com
[title of show] is the latest production in the smaller Studio space at the Boyz Award-winning Above The Stag theatre in Vauxhall. Book tickets at abovethestag.com
Gently Down The Stream, from Martin Sherman, writer of Bent, is at the Park Theatre until 16 March. Tickets at parktheatre.co.uk
Leave to Remain is a new play with songs by Kele Okereke from Bloc Party at the Lyric Hammersmith until 16 February. Times and tickets at lyric.co.uk
Tilda Swinton Answers An Ad On Craigslist is at the Vaults, Waterloo, SE1 until Sunday 17 February. Tickets and times from vaultfestival.com
No Kids is at the Battersea Arts Centre until Saturday 23 Feb. Tickets and times from bac.org.uk
Lilies and Sweets is at Pleasance Theatre until Saturday 16 Feb. Tickets from pleasance.co.uk
Pleasuredrome sauna in Waterloo is open 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Entry is £18 (£5 off with Boyz ad, terms and conditions apply) or £13 for guys under 25 years of age with valid ID. See pleasuredrome.com for more details.
Sweatbox‘s million pound makeover is on and the venue is closed for a little while longer. For information and updates, text HARDHAT to 88802 or follow SweatboxSoho on social media. Plus you can get a year’s membership for half price at £350, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Wandsworth LGBT Forum’s coffee morning for Over 50s LGBT+ at The Furzedown Project, 91/93 Moyser Road, SW16. From 10am – midday. Free.
Get a free HIV test from Spectra, part of GMP, at Heart of Hounslow Polyclinic. See spectra-london.org.uk for more details. Open 6pm – 7.30pm.
The Two Brewers tonight has the outrageous Drag With No Name and DJ Demon in the Cabaret Bar, while in the Club Bar it’s Backroom with DJs Liam Chaplin and Nathan Hickery. Open 5pm – 4am. Entry is free before 10pm, £7 after.
Tonight at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern there are two events starting at 8pm with Busty & Ginger’s Big Shop cabaret show followed at 10pm by clubbing fun from Beefmince. Open 7pm – 4am. Tickets for both at vauxhalltavern.co.uk
Tonight Halfway II Heaven welcomes the amazing Charlie Hides at 8pm and the fab Mary Mac at 10pm. Open 12pm – 2am. Entry is free.
Tonight is Panda Pop at the Boyz Award-winning Duke of Wellington in Soho from 9pm with music from day-glow princess, DJ Heidi Liscious. Open 12pm – midnight. Entry is free.
Tonight Martha D’Arthur is at the George and Dragon in Greenwich. Plus there are £3 drinks offers until 8pm. Open 4pm – 4am. Entry is free.
Circa: The Club is London’s newest LGBT+ late-night venue at Hungerford House on Victoria Embankment with the best in funky house from their ultra cool resident DJs, a fun sexy crowd and a state of the art venue. Open 11pm – 5am.
The White Swan in Limehouse has fantastic tunes from DJ Aaran Bader spinning the hits. Open 10pm – 4am.
The Old Ship welcomes Sandra for music and saucy laughs. Open 12pm – 12am. Entry is free.
G-A-Y Camp Attack is at Heaven tonight with hits from the 70s to today plus you can watch the latest RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars. 11pm – 4am. Entry is £1 with wristband from the G-A-Y Bar.
The Admiral Duncan in Soho has cabaret tonight from Mary Mac, Rose Garden and Fanny Burns. Open 12pm – 1am. Entry is free.
She Soho is the only dedicated bar for LGBT+ women in the West End on Old Compton Street, underneath Little Ku. Open until midnight. Free.
At the Covent Garden Health Spa you’ll find a steam room, spa, sauna, showers, rest rooms, licensed bar, massage and much more. For opening times and entry fees, visit cghspa.uk
Tonight it’s XXL Valentine’s at superclub Pulse with music from Pagano, Alex Logan and Paul Morrell in the main room, with David Robson and Joe Egg in the Fur Lounge. Open 10pm – 7am. Entry is £10 for members, £17 for guests.
The Two Brewers has cabaret from Son of a Tutu in the Cabaret Bar with DJ Demon plus DJ Chris Brogan in the Club Bar and you can watch RuPaul’s Drag Race from 8pm in the Club Bar. Open 5pm – 4am. Entry is free before 10pm, £8 after.
Ku Bar Leicester Square is open late until 3am with hot DJs downstairs in Klub. Open midday – 3am. Entry to bar is free.
At Halfway II Heaven Mrs Moore is on from 4pm followed by Rose Garden at 5pm and at 10pm it’s The Vixens with DJ Justin Swift. Open 12pm – 2am. Entry is free.
The Old Ship welcomes Charlie Hides for music and big laughs. Open 12pm – 12am. Entry is free.
The Light Lounge is upstairs at Ku Leicester Square with a gorgeous cocktail menu, well worth a visit. Open 5pm – 3am.
At the George and Dragon they welcome back the gorgeous Mary Mac. Open 4pm – 4am. Entry is free before 11pm.
Tonight at the White Swan it’s Cybil’s House with a Moulin Rouge special. Open 10pm – 4am. Tickets from outsavvy.com.
Circa: The Club is London’s newest late-night venue with amazing DJs playing the best in pumping house for a sexy crowd. Open 11pm – 4am.
There’s always a warm welome at The Victoria in Walthamstow. Open until 3am. Entry is free.
Duckie at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern with Amy Lamé and music from The Readers Wifes. Open 9pm – 4am. Entry is £5 before 10.30pm, £8 after.
Tonight at G-A-Y it’s brilliant pop star Mabel. Open 10.30pm – 5am. £5 entry with a wristband from G-A-Y Bar.
Cabaret at the Admiral Duncan with Crystal D’Canter at 8pm, Jade Justine at 9pm and Son of a Tutu at 10pm. Open 12pm – 1am. Entry is free.
Cafe de Paris presents Showtime every Saturday with dazzling cabaret. Tickets: cafedeparis.com
Sundays at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern is back with Queens of Cabaret from 4pm. This week it’s Lisa Q Jones on stage plus music from DJs Simon Le Vans and Phil Marriot. Open 4pm – 10.30pm. Entry is £5 for members, £6 for non-members.
It’s The Power of Three at the Two Brewers tonight with cabaret madness from Miss Jason, Mary Mac and Sandra and DJ Demon, plus in the Club Bar it’s United Shapes of Drag. Open 5pm – 2am. Entry is free before 8pm, £5 after.
Halfway II Heaven presents CK Sunday with Crystal D’Canter and Kelly Mild from 3.30pm. Open 12pm – 10pm. Entry is free.
At the George and Dragon in Greenwich we get three amazing acts, Miss Jason, Tanya Hyde and Tony Sinclair. Plus £3 drinks offers until 8pm. Open 4pm – 2am. Entry is free.
Boyz Award-winning Jivin’ Julie is back with her Bearaoke at the Kings Arms from 7.30pm. Open 12pm – 1am. Entry is free.
The Old Ship in Limehouse welcomes the brilliant soul music duo Heart and Soul at 9.30pm. Open 12pm – 12am. Entry is free.
Admiral Duncan has Baga Chipz with Chipz for Tea at 8pm. Open 12pm – midnight. Entry is free.
Horse Meat Disco is at Eagle London.Open 8pm – 3am. Entry is £6 before 10pm, £8 after.
Sailors Sauna in Limehouse now offers Sunday lunches plus check website for details on early bird entry deals. Times and prices at sailorssauna.com
S.O.P is back for more watersports fun at the Underground Club underneath Central Station. Open 1pm – 11pm. Entry is £10.
At the Two Brewers tonight Mrs Moore is hosting her hilarious Rock & Roll Bingo where you can win big prizes galore. Open 5pm – 2am. Entry is free before 10pm, £3 after.
It’s the Big Bingo Show at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern tonight hosted by Timberlina with a selection of amazing prizes that need to be seen to be believed. Open 7pm – 12am. Entry is free.
Halfway II Heaven presents the fantastic Vanity Nightmare in a full show at 8.30pm. Open 12pm – 12am. Entry is free.
Tonight Popcorn at Heaven. Open 11pm – 5am. Entry is free with a wristband from G-A-Y Bar.
It’s £2.50 Monday at Comptons tonight with some great drinks offers plus music from DJ Tasty Tim. Open midday – late. Entry is free.
Today at the Admiral Duncan Sum Ting Wong hosts the brilliant weekly karaoke showdown. Open midday – 12am. Entry is free.
Antidote and London Friend walk in clinic for LGBT+ people struggling with alcohol or drug abuse. 86 Caledonian Road, N1. Open 11am – 1pm.
At the Two Brewers tonight it’s Karaoke Backing the Stars with mega host Kevin Walsh getting you to sing out Louise! Open 5pm – 2am. Entry is free before 10pm, £3 after.
At Halfway II Heaven it’s the fabulous Shae G’Day the Aussie sensation from 9pm. Open 12pm – 12am. Entry is free.
The Duke of Wellington presents Busy Lady Bingo with Aussie superstar Sheila Simmonds. From 8pm. Entry is free, 99p to play per person.
The hilarious quiz at the Retro Bar from 8pm with guest host and DJ Heidi Heelz. Open midday – 11pm. Entry is free and it’s £2 to enter the quiz.
Martha D’Arthur is at Admiral Duncan from 9pm. Open 7pm – 12am. Entry is free.
Bar Wotever is at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern tonight. Open 7pm – midnight. Entry is £4/£6.
At Ye Old Rose & Crown down in Greenwich it’s Showtune Tuesdays with all your favourite songs from musicals from 7pm. 7pm – late. Free.
S.O.P is back with watersports at Underground Club in Kings Cross, under Central Station. Open 6pm – midnight. Entry is £10.
CODE clinic is a sexual health service for gay men offering chemsex support at 56 Dean Street. Open 5pm – 7pm. Chelwest.nhs.uk
Tonight at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern Virgin Xtravaganzah presents The Automaton Xtravaganzah with special guest perfomers. Open 7pm – 12am. Tickets from vauxhalltavern.com
At The Duke of Wellington it’s the weekly quiz from 8pm with Topsie Redfern or Martha D’Arthur on rotation. Open 12pm – 12am. Entry is free.
Tonight at the Two Brewers is the weekly quiz at 8pm hosted by Sum Ting Wong followed by cabaret from Rose Garden. Open 5pm – 2am. Entry is free before 10pm, £3 after.
Tonight at Pulse it’s XXL Mid-Week with music from DJ John Logan and a host of frisky bears and blokes. Open 9pm – 3am.
Ku Klub presents Bombshell with Lady Lloyd and some glamorous hosts and performers. Open until 3am. Entry is £5 all night.
Martha D’Arthur is back at Halfway II Heaven for One Armed Wednesdays. Open 12pm – 12am. Free entry.
At the George and Dragon it’s karaoke with Kevin Walsh. Open 4pm – 2am. Entry is free.
Cookie Monster is at the Admiral Duncan. Open 7pm – 12am. Entry is free.
At Ye Old Rose & Crown down in Greenwich it’s their weekly quiz from 7pm. 7pm – late. Free.
CliniQ is a holistic sexual health and wellbeing service for trans* people and partners at 56 Dean Street. Open 5pm – 7am.