Pam Ann at the Two Brewers this Sunday

This Sunday our favourite layover Pam Ann is once again landing her Mothership at the Two Brewers in Clapham. We know she’s an international woman of the world with a considered world view, so Dave Cross sat down with a bag of quick fire questions to see if he could coax a few opinions out of her.

Hi Pam, I’m going to give you some subjects and we just need to know the first thing that springs into your mind…

Go for it.

British Airways?

BA stands for Budget Airline these days as they’ve really dropped their standards. When it comes to flying throughout Europe, you now have to pay for food and drinks and these are served with a big fuck off eye roll and a horse sized sigh.

And their recent computer problems?

Another big eye roll and computer says NO. BA should change their slogan from ‘We fly to serve’ to ‘NO’.

Living in Miami? 

Miami is the gateway to South America and we all know what comes from there…

I love living in a vacation destination, my life is one big holiday.

Donald Trump and trans people in the armed forces?

I just can’t engage with his bullshit anymore. I feel like Trump does these things to deflect from much bigger things like North Korea and Russia.

Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn?

They both look like they could work at BA customer service counter.

Melania Trump?

What is it?

The Great British Bake Off?

I’d rather watch cakes being burnt and fucked up than watch Trump’s ugly mug.

Donald Trump and the Russian hookers and dealing with Russia?

He’s guilty of all of the above and I hope we get to see his video of him pissing on Russian hookers. All will be revealed one day, Putin has it all locked away at the Kremlin.

Justin Bieber has reportedly found God?

More like he found a great excuse to get out of touring… I think I might use this one next time I’m tired.

United Airlines customer service?

United has the best customer service in the world. I wish more passengers were forcibly removed United style.

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The Two Brewers, 114 Clapham High Street, SW4.

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