Stars

Aries

Early September will be a calm time for relationships thanks to Venus and Jupiter. As the month goes on, Jupiter aligns with Pluto, which means you’ll want to break free from all constraints. In other words you’ll be going commando before the autumn chill shrivels your unmentionables to oblivion.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥

Taurus

Mars’ influence means you’ll want to do everything alone this month. However, Venus in Jupiter is forcing you out of your one-is-fun nonsense and into the real world. Saturn in Uranus is brewing trouble at home at the end of the month… most probably because of all the filthy fun you’ve had in the real world.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥

 

Gemini

If Saturn and Pluto get their way, September’s early new Moon will see you rethinking your home situation, which could lead to arguments mid-month. Relief will come towards the end of September when Jupes gives you a fresh start. You’ll be a new, if exhausted, man by October.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥

Cancer

The New Moon in Virgo means September will be party time for you. In fact, the only thing that will fall faster than the autumn leaves are your pants. Saturn’s presence mid-month means you should make your fun for free, unless you want to be skint in October.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥♥

Leo

Venus and Jupiter will be keeping all Leos the centre of attention when it comes to socialising. However, Saturn and Pluto end the party mid-month when people piss you off so much you’ll want to flick their nips until they scream for mercy.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥

Virgo

The early September new Moon will be bringing so much change to your life this September that even Google Maps won’t be able to find your comfort zone. Saturn and Uranus’ presence mean not everyone will be happy with your change of heart and circumstance, so brace yourself, gurrl.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥

Libra

You’ll be on easy street for the first half of September thanks to Jupiter and Venus, who’ll make sure you’ve got dollaz, boyz and time to spare. Jupiter’s stand off with Uranus at the end of the month means you might just trash the calm of this luxe life for the hell of it. Be warned, bitch.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥♥

Scorpio

Venus is creating tension at home. Luckily you’re in the mood to compromise, so you can dress up as a French maid this time. You might not feel as flexible mid-month when Saturn and Uranus force you to do something you don’t want to do. That said, short time pain could lead to long term gain.

Passion Rating: ♥♥

Sagittarius

Let the love in, baby, because Venus and Jupiter are making you the man of the moment in early September. Uranus is looking for new conquests, too. No change there then, you cheeky slag. Just remember that these conquests can be beyond the bedroom, babe.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥

Capricorn

It’s time to capitalise on your good reputation when Venus and Jupiter boost your career and prospects in early September. You might feel the strain mid-month (pretending you’re classy and hard working ain’t easy) but the glory will be yours when the Full Moon in Pisces arrives.

Passion Rating: ♥♥

Aquarius

Saturn in Leo means your partner or bestie might be making more than a few demands on you this month. Don’t get too stressed, though. They only ask because they know you’re a natural born healer. At the end of the month the Full Moon will resolve money or emotional issues. In other words, the more love you give, the more you’ll end up getting.

Passion Rating: ♥♥

Pisces

Venus and Jupiter mean a helping hand is never far away. No, we’re not talking about you hooking up again, but that you don’t have to go through any September stresses alone. Later in the month the Virgo new Moon will bring a fresh energy to a friendship that’s gone stale.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥

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