Stars

Aries

Mars is moving into Leo, which will be bringing you passion, fire and feistiness just in time for Pride. If you’re going, you’ll have a legendary time. If you don’t, just prepare for Pride to come to your gaff instead. There’s no way you can hide from the world in this mood.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥♥

Taurus

Mercury is going retrograde in Leo, so things might be hotting up on the home front, not just out on the streets at Pride. That said, one might lead to the other. Either way, we might just change your star sign to Hot Slapper next week, instead of Taurus.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥

 

Gemini

Don’t take life too seriously this week. Although the New Moon in Cancer will be bringing you new entrepreneurial opportunities, not to mention a chance to make a tit load of money, you don’t want to be slaving away whilst the rest of the world celebrates Pride, do you?

Passion Rating: ♥♥

Cancer

Venus is arriving in your sign, which is boosting your raw, animal magnetism so high that you’ll probably end up in a zoo for randy bitches (we’ll see you there). Whether it’s caused by summer, boys in shorts, Pride, or the fact you’re just a slag on heat doesn’t matter. 

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥♥

Leo

Mars is back in your sign after a two year absence. Although you’ll be a snippy cow with a short temper this week, you’ll be at your hottest. Most of the world doesn’t want to mess with a mardy Leo, but this week even the strongest will go weak for you.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥

Virgo

Mercury is going retrograde in your chart, so expect to experience something brand new: a real emotion or two. Yes, the strings of that heart which no one knows you even have will be tugged this week. A whirlwind new romance might even beckon.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥

Libra

Venus is moving into Cancer this week. This should put you in such a glamorous, party mood that you’ll make the average Drag Race contestant look like they’ve come out in their pyjamas. Not that you’ll need to worry about PJs, you dirty stop-out.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥

Scorpio

You say ‘open to offers’, the world says ‘desperate bitch’. Venus in Cancer might make you a tad keen this week, so please don’t be surprised if we slap you around the face with a wet fish if we see you screaming, ‘Somebody, anybody, love me’ at Pride.

Passion Rating: ♥♥

Sagittarius

Adventure is coming your way thanks to Mars moving into Leo. The wild fun could be close to home, thanks to another amazing Pride. Don’t even bother putting any pants on this year. They’ll only be torn off with someone’s teeth before brunch finishes.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥

Capricorn

Venus is sashaying into Cancer, which is going to bring some much needed hot, sweaty glamour to your life after a dreary few weeks of grind… and by grind we mean work grind, not bump and grind. Prepare to party so much your nipples may drop off.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥

Aquarius

Mars is in Leo, so relationships will be on your mind. Whether they last twenty seconds (hopefully not), twenty minutes (better), or twenty-five years doesn’t really matter. The awesome energy you’ll bring will leave an indelible mark on them.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥

Pisces

Mercury in Cancer is spicing up your life whether you like it or not. Maybe you were after a quiet one, or planning to settle down and take it easy this summer. Too bad, so sad. Call it stress, call it excitement, call it what you want. Things are about to go totally wild.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥

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