Stars

Aries

New decade, same stroppy bitch. Saturn is entering Aquarius in the new year, so you’ll be fighting for your freedom and independence at work. Venus is in retrograde later in the year, which means love will replace ambition. Uranus in Taurus means you’ll be as money hungry as ever. Well, who said being fabulous was cheap?

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Taurus

If you’ve got any regrets from the last decade, get a grip and get over them. Grab the new decade by the buns by focusing on a work promotion and a pay rise early in the year. You’ll be enjoying strong and steady love throughout 2020, whilst money will be even better. Basically you’ve never been better husband material.

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Gemini

You had your hands full throughout 2019, mainly because you’re a slapper. Thanks to the Sun in Mercury, 2020 won’t be any different as long as you don’t stick to the same old routine. Your career will look after itself as long as you don’t bitch slap anyone in the office, whilst hot romance and exhausting drama might return by summer. When it comes to money, spend someone else’s at every opportunity.

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Cancer

2020 will be a year of love and lust for you, Cancer. You might have worked your tits to the bone in the last decade, but Venus in retrograde means it’s time to prioritise the peen… or true love, if you’re a romantic. Uranus in Taurus means you shouldn’t have any money worries for a while, as long as you get creative with your side hustle.

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Leo

If the last decade was all about getting money, attention, sex and adoration, you’ll be shocked to hear that the next will be exactly the same. Someone has to be rich, beautiful and adored, so it might as well be you. A major love life shake up is coming mid-year thanks to Venus, so prepare for your emotional side to rule 2020 more than your in-control one.

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Virgo

We’d love to tell you 2020 is going to be a breeze, but we’re looking at a major period of growth for you. Your career could be transformed by mid-year thanks to Saturn in Aquarius, whilst an out of control passion will begin to stabilise later in the year after a nut-busting start. You won’t have time to care about money, but Uranus means you should try and keep a lid on spending.

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Libra

If you’re not sure you can get through another day, let alone another year, without screaming, you’ll be glad to hear the new decade is going to be easier, breezier and slightly sleazier for you, at least in the love department, thanks to Venus in retrograde. Give yourself new freedom to explore. Money should be stable, marriage could be on the cards, and you’ll be too much in love to care about work.

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Scorpio

The challenges of the last year or two mean you might want to give the last decade the finger, and not in a good way. The battle isn’t over when it comes to forging your true career, so fight your corner until late spring. Your love life will be so complicated it’ll make a 100-strong gangbang look simple thanks to retrograde Venus in late summer. Money will be about the only stable thing, for once.

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Sagittarius

If you’ve felt full of doubt in 2019, you’ll enjoy the newfound confidence the fresh decade will bring. Money and health should be stable thanks to Saturn, whilst your love life will get a fresh blast of passion, mostly from you discovering, and demanding, what you want. Who knew you could be even more of a gobby and demanding sex fiend?

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Capricorn

If Christmas and New Year 2019 have left you a nervous, sobbing wreck, don’t worry. The new decade will begin in a more calm and nurturing way thanks to Saturn in Aquarius. This will last about a week until your career, finances and love life undergo a bigger boost than a Hollywood wife’s boob job. Dramatic, painful and impressive? Yep, it’ll be all of that and more.

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Aquarius

2020 isn’t the year to shy away from your work ambition. You’ve made some changes recently, but thanks to Saturn in Aquarius early in the year, now is the time to get even more brave. But be more careful in love and passion. Moving too fast could create a sticky mess of the kind you don’t want. Money won’t be on your radar until it runs out come summer, so spend slow and steady when you can.

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Pisces

You’ll be surrounded by love and support for the first half of 2020 whatever you set your mind to, unless your plan is to get a wet perm. Find your own Mr. Miyagi-style mentor when it comes to developing career and boosting cash flow. Putting a bit of effort in to yourself will bring massive rewards in return. Your love life will be as full and overflowing as your Calvins throughout the year, so prepare for everyone to be jealous and hate you, but this may be your wedding year!

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