Neptune is going retrograde in Pisces until November. This might help you unwind so much that you could slip into a coma. But don’t forget to use the breathing space to dig deep into your desires and go and grab them.

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The Sun is moving into Cancer until mid-July, so prepare to be the celeb of your friendship circle. You’ll be hot property with those who love you and strangers too. Enjoy the attention, babes.

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Neptune’s retrograde means that the past is going to come and bite you on your beautiful bubble butt. Maybe an old flame will return to try and burn you again. Or is it time to catch up with friends who’ve drifted away?

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It’s time to go searching, Cancer. Neptune is heading into a five-month retrograde in Pisces. Stop wasting your time, energy and collagen on stuff you know will only make you miserable. Move onwards. Move upwards.

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The Sun’s move into Cancer is happening into your zone of healing. If someone has been grating your tits off, you’ll feel a weight come off you this week. And we’re not talking about your muffin top…

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Don’t be afraid of seeming like a selfish bitch… it’s never bothered us, after all. The Sun in Cancer means it’s time to ask people to help you out with your dreams. No apologies needed. You deserve it.

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The quarter Moon in Virgo means it’s time to forget your mind and look after your body-ody-ody. Whether you want to tone up, get a massage or sort out a niggling health issue, don’t ignore your fabulous carcass.

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The Sun in Cancer is preparing you for a summer holiday of epic proportions. Whether you’re off abroad, or just chilling in the park, it’s time to sod work, ambition and keeping up with the Jones/Kardashians for once.

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You’re kind, generous and loving, and it’s got to stop. You’re exhausting yourself by thinking of everyone else before yourself. Neptune’s movement through Pisces is here to remind you to put yourself first.

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The Sun is heading through Cancer until mid-July, which means an amazing person could enter your life. They won’t be the person you’re expecting or even wanting, but that doesn’t mean you don’t need them.

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The quarter Moon in Virgo is all about being clever. Don’t work harder, just get some other poor sod to do the work for you. Put your spare energy into rekindling passion and lust in your life. Hard work is for fools.

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Bugger the drab dross of life because it’s time to get and stay fabulous. The Sun is in Cancer and you’ll be feeling so glamorous you’ll insist that even your bin bags are by Louis Vuitton. Keep your standards sky high, babes.

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