Venus and Saturn are forming an alliance that’s here to remind you to keep things slow and steady, no matter how excited you feel. Case in point: No more marriage proposals before you’ve got the first pint in on a first date, no matter how dishy he is.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥


The meeting of Venus and Saturn means now isn’t the time to trust any old bitch. If you need to spill your guts, don’t waste your breath on anyone who isn’t an established part of your inner circle. If you do, loose lips will cause you a world of trouble this week.

Passion Rating: ♥♥



The Sun is clashing with Saturn this week, so don’t be surprised if a row explodes at home. Trying to microwave your flatmate’s head won’t solve an argument. Nor will guffing on your bf’s French bread after he gets on your nerves. Try to play nicely.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥


This week you’ll need to balance Venus’ desire for luxury with Saturn’s demands for frugality. You’re dying for security in life, so this isn’t the time to get a taxi to the corner shop. Then again, you don’t need to walk around looking like crap in last season’s, either.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥



Your ruler, the Sun, is clashing with Saturn. You might be an ambitious tart who is willing to crush the competition to get ahead, but don’t think you can do whatever you want without consequences. You can beat the best when you play by their rules.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥



Venus is moving in to your house of intimacy, whilst Uranus is turning up your sex appeal. This is the week to make a play for that hottie, have a damned good flirt with a fit colleague at work, or rekindle a waning romance. You’re on fire, ya sexy bitch.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥♥


Venus is in your zone of group activity, so it’s time to head out on the razz with the boys. Since Saturn is making you super supportive, perhaps it’s time to step up and help a friend who is gagging for your help. You can be a party animal and a good buddy too.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥


Whilst Venus is forcing you to sort out your career, Uranus in your chart means you’ll have more pressing demands at work. Their combined energies mean you’ll probably be ready to scream. That said, if you rise to the challenge at work today, it could benefit you tomorrow.

Passion Rating: ♥♥


Saturn and Venus’ meeting will bring you some much needed clarity on a situation that has had to you scratching your head. Plus, if you’re after a fella, he could appear the moment you give up trying to get his attention.

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Together, the Sun and Saturn will be causing a right balls up in your chart this week. People will think your compliments are insults and any hopes of gorgeousness will be met with grumpiness. Just ride it out until things calm down next week.

Passion Rating: ♥♥


Prepare for passion to arrive from nowhere when Venus and Uranus link up. There’s no way of predicting how or when it’ll come, but if it arrives it’ll be truly transformative. Prepare to have your expectations blown away.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥


Venus and Saturn’s movements mean that you’re going to be noticed whether you like it or not. Hopefully it’ll be positive and you won’t be arrested for wearing next to nothing again. But even if the attention is unexpected, remember that you deserve to be in the spotlight.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥

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