Stars

Aries

Even you can’t always have everything sorted. Venus is joining Neptune this week, which means it’s time to extend some compassion to your imperfections. Remember that your flaws make you fabulous.

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Taurus

You’d better werrk this week. In your life, hump day usually means something different to the rest of the world. But Venus is hanging with Neptune, so ask for help when the work piles up.

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Gemini

A big, stonking chance to make a big difference could come this week thanks to Neptune and Venus. They’re both planets of intuition, so no matter how crazy your plan sounds, take it seriously.

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Cancer

After a loved up V Day, Mars is clashing with Venus, so expect some bitchy comments or fiesty fights. Just don’t be too harsh. Mars might make you say something so vicious that you’ll truly regret it.

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Leo

Things will be getting steamy and sensual this week when Venus and Neptune intertwine. In fact, you might just spend the whole week oiling yourself up in a rabid passion. Just don’t forget to take the bins out.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥

Virgo

If you’re single, you’re ready to mingle. If you’re taken, you won’t be shaken, but there’s nothing wrong with a harmless flight, right? Either way, it’s time to enjoy life while you’re still a handsome git.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥♥

Libra

The devil is totes in the detail this week. Your ruler, Venus, will be helping you pick up all the small print. So whether a fella is flirty or your man is trying to tell you something without telling you, prick up your ears.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥

Scorpio

Venus and Neptune might be bringing you a whole lotta love this week. Could it be time for that fantasy to become reality? Dare to dream big and focus on big ideas.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥♥

Sagittarius

Mercury is teaming up with Neppers in your fourth house this weekend. If you’re feeling frazzled as fuck, then it’s time to pamper yourself. But don’t forget to help a friend in need too. Feel those healing vibes, babes.

Passion Rating: ♥♥

Capricorn

Saucy and sensual Venus is joining dreamy Neptune this week. It’s happening in your social zone, so perhaps you could get some romantic feels towards a platonic friend. Mind-fuck alert!

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥♥

Aquarius

Indulge, darling, indulge. That’s what Venus and Neptune will be convincing you to do this week. So much so that Donatella Versace’s house will look like a temple of minimalism in comparison to yours.

Passion Rating: ♥♥♥

Pisces

You won’t know which way to turn this week. Mars is stoking up your ambition, whilst Venus wants you to laze about eating chocs like Barbara Cartland. Whatever you do, don’t put work before love.

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