Seven Days

Seven Days: XXL, The Two Brewers, Halfway II Heaven, The White Swan and more

Fat Tony at XXL Lumberjack 

This Saturday (16 Jun) DJ legend and friend of the stars, the one and only Fat Tony is back at Pulse for this month’s XXL Lumberjack. If you want to whip your chopper out and yell ‘Timber’ in your butch voice then this is the night for you, obviously.

Lisa’s back at Two Brewers

Treat yourself this Friday (15 Jun) when that loudmouth with scissors and hairspray Lisa Q Jones, (aka as the the creation of the warped but beautiful mind that is Charlie Hides) takes to the stage at The Two Brewers in Clapham. Lisa will be in the Cabaret Bar with DJ Demon and in the Club Bar it’s Backroom’s Tika party with DJs Liam Chaplin and Nathan Hickory.

Woo and Chocolat

We do love a delicious duo and it’s difficult to imagine one more tasty than Jonny Woo and Le Gateau Chocolat teaming up at the SohoTheatre. From Monday (18 Jun) they will be dazzling in their show A Night at the Musicals as they drag you through a catalogue of fabulous musicals for a raucous night of ballsy ballads, delightful duets and slaughtered show tunes. From Gypsy to Grease, Annie to Lion King – no show is safe. Tickets are on sale at

Let it all hang out at the Prince Albert 

Men only hotel the Prince Albert in Blackpool hosts naked weekends throughout the year at affordable prices. See for all the details.

This weekend at Halfway

Tucked neatly between Charing Cross and Trafalgar Square in the small but perfectly formed cabaret bunker that is Halfway II Heaven, there’s always a warm welcome from Heather and her team, and there’s always something fun and crazy happening. This Friday (15 Jun) the madness kicks off with the one and only Lisa Q Jones on stage at 10pm and then on Saturday there’s a host of stars from 3pm including Mrs Moore, Rose Garden and later on The Vixens with DJ Justin Swift. Sunday belongs to CK Sunday when Crystal and Kelly take to the stage at 3.30pm with big songs and big laughs.

East End fun at the White Swan

There’s always a fun crowd to be found at the White Swan and this weekend promises to be another cracking weekend starting with the Open Mic on Thursday (14 Jun). On Friday night it’s Klub Nite with DJ Aaran Bader and on Saturday the fabulous Miss Terry Tour is your cabaret turn.

Fancy a roast?

This Sunday (17 Jun) is the launch of The Sunday Roasting at Freedom Bar on Wardour Street at 6pm. Hosted by Cookie Monstar, this hilarious roasting session will see Meth, Vicki Vivacious, Sandra and Baga Chipz ganging up on each other and promises to be something very special. Get your tickets at

Miss Terry Tour at Infinity Bar

Infinity Bar is the hot new cabaret venue down in sunny Brighton open daily from midday to midnight. There’s loads going on and on Sundays you can treat yourself to first class cabaret from the marvellous Miss Terry Tour between 2pm and 5pm. Check out the website for more details at

Double fun at the Old Ship

This weekend John and his gang at the Old Ship in Limehouse have two of our favourite cabaret stars entertaining the troops. On Saturday (16 Jun) it’s the outrageous Sandra and on Sunday it’s showbiz princess Mrs Moore taking to the stage.

Get Wet Wet Wet even earlier 

Blackpool-based sauna W3 now opens at 10am, meaning it’s open for 12 hours a day seven days a week. Standard admission is £10 but you can save yourself a couple of quid with early bird entry before 1pm at just £8. Nice eh?

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