Seven Days: The White Swan, George & Dragon, XXL, Old Ship, The Bridge and more

Double fright night at the White Swan

Halloween starts this Friday (26 Oct) at the White Swan with the last ever Tina Ween – Night of 1000 Britneys from 10pm. The frights continue on Saturday with the bunch of freaks from Cybil’s House, back for their third House of Horror at the White Swan. Hosted by the mistress of the night herself, Cybil War, the party will feature terrifying performances from Rhys’ Pieces, Tracy Barlow, Mary Poppers, Bimini and more. Tickets are selling fast for both parties so get yours at

Halloweens at the G&D

On Saturday (27 Oct) the original evil queen, aka The Duchess, will be throwing open the doors to her fortress of evil, aka the George and Dragon in Greenwich, for their Hallowqueens party. Leading the celebrations will be the Good Witch of the South Coast (that’s Miss Jason) and you are expected to dress to impress.

XXL 666

If you are looking for big scary beasts this Halloween weekend then on Saturday (27 Oct) head to Pulse on the Southbank for XXL Halloween 666 – The Number of the Bear. Angels and demons will be lurking in every dark corner as well as throwing shapes on the dancefloors,
plus those reckless residents will be joined by monstrous guest DJs Hoxton Whores.

Scary Sandra at the Old Ship

If there’s something scarier than bumping into Sandra on the Heath then we really don’t want to know.
This Saturday (27 Oct) she’ll be putting the willies up you at the Old Ship’s Halloween Party in Limehouse with filthy jokes, big bad songs and a cauldron full of laughs. Plus there’s prizes for the best costumes. 

Halloween at The Bridge

This Saturday (27 Oct) the gang at The Bridge in Clapham are throwing a super scary, super freaky Halloween bash called Drag Me To Hell. Not only do you get big bad tunes from the gorgeous Massimo Paramour but they also have 2-for-1 cocktails from 6pm until 9pm. Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sweatbox update

The doors to Sweatbox may be closed to muggles for their Million Pound Refit, but deep inside the West End sauna and gym the house elves are working away creating a gorgeous new space. For updates text HARDHAT to 88802, and in the meantime here’s a photo of co-owner Jason Ford from our Halloween cover shoot! 

Showtune Halloween special 

On Tuesday (30 Oct) the team at Ye Olde Rose & Crown in Greenwich will be digging out the scariest songs they can find for the Showtune Halloween special. The freaky fun starts at 7pm.

Vape On in Covent Garden

If you are planning a visit to the Covent Garden Health Spa – and why wouldn’t you, it’s lush and great fun – you can also now pop into their own vape shop, Vape On, that’s open Monday to Saturday. You can get all major brands at competitive prices with great customer service and then let off steam in the sauna – perfect.

Collared at The Underground Club 

Collared is on this Saturday (27 Oct) in the Underground Club downstairs at Central Station and it’s the hottest, friendliest and safest kink night in the UK. There’s everything you need for a great time and you can check the saucy deets at

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