Seven Days: The RVT, Two Brewers, Retro Bar, XXL, Ku and more

Goose, Beef and Duckie at the RVT

It’s all tasty treats at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern this weekend kicking off with their glorious 2017 panto, Goosed on Thursday (14 Dec) and Friday, plus on Friday the boys from BEEFMINCE are back with their Christmas bash from 10pm with special guest DJ Massimo Paramour. And don’t forget you get Duckie on Saturday with Amy Lamé and the Readers Wifes and the DE Experience is at Sunday Social. Wahoo!

Dame of Thrones at the Brewers

This year’s Two Brewers panto is on now at the Clapham cabaret mothership from Two Box Productions. Dame of Thrones, inspired by a certain TV show features Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryan and more battling with evil Queen Cersei and stars The Vixens, Rose Garden and we are promised actual dragons on stage! Tickets are available from the bar or

George Michael party at Retro Bar

The Retro Bar is decked out like Santa’s grotto and this Saturday (16 Dec) it’s Last Christmas – A George Michael Disco from 7pm – Midnight. Lesley and the team are dedicating a night to George with music and hosting by mega fan David Robson. The night launches the campaign to get George the Christmas number one this year with Last Christmas, one year on from his tragic death. Download the single version anytime between 15th and 21st December to make it count! @LastChristmasGM #LastXmas4XmasNo1

Miss Hope Springs 

Recovering showgirl Miss Hope Springs presents her gorgeous Christmas A Gogo show at the Museum of Comedy from Tuesday (19 Dec) until Saturday. Tickets from

XXL Leather with Pagano

Our favourite Italian Stallion DJ Pagano will be rocking the bears this Saturday when he’s back at Pulse for XXL Leather when you can expect a club packed with hot blokes of all shapes and sizes and more fun than you can shake your money maker in leather shorts at!

Meet Ben Cohen at Prowler

This Friday (15 Dec) you can meet the totes gorge Ben Cohen in the flesh at Prowler Soho. The lovely Ben will be signing copies of his brand new and seriously hot 2018 calendar in store from 6pm to 8pm. Get a copy as a present for someone you really like or treat yourself, you know you’re worth it.

Treat yourself at Ku Bar

We know that Christmas shopping can be exhausting, so here’s a great tip to make it more fun.  When you’re out and about in the West End, just keep reminding yourself that both Ku Leicester Square and Ku Soho are open in the afternoons and you can swing by and treat yourself to a cocktail and a flirt with them Ku boys. And if you end up staying there all day till 3am, well that’s what Amazon is for.

Cybil’s a Very Tacky XXMas at the White Swan

Grab your tinsel and fire up the fairy lights because this Saturday (16 Dec) things are going to get Very Tacky at the White Swan. Cybil’s House is back for their XXMas bash complete with shows from Meth, Tayce, Shakona Fire and much more. Tickets from

12 Gays of Christmas at The Victoria

On Saturday night (16 Dec) the lovely Pixie and her team of elves, have an amazing line up of a dozen cabaret stars at the Victoria in Walthamstow. 12 Gays of Christmas is hosted by Victoria Sponge and features Linda Bacardi, Electric Blue, Carmen Dioxide, Claudia F and more. The fun starts at 9pm and it’s all in aid of Positive East.

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