Royal variety at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern

If variety is the spice of life then the Royal Vauxhall Tavern is the spiciest place on Earth, with a gorgeous section of all kinds of everything, as the song says. Here’s a look at just what’s on this weekend!

The Anti Valentine’s Ball

Thursday 14 February, 7pm to midnight

The team from Pop Horror are back to do Valentine’s night at The RVT as only they can. Hosted by Baby Lamé. With rotten roses, bleeding hearts, broken-hearted disco and cupids in comas this scaretastic night puts the fright into your love life, with a host of stunning performers and shocking surprises. 

Busty & Ginger’s Big Shop and Beefmince 

Friday 15 February, 7pm to 4am 

This Friday you get two amazing events at The RVT starting at 8pm with Pride’s Got Talent cabaret winners 2018, Busty & Ginger. Their Big Shop show will feature ‘original comedy music, confetti, games, conga lines, ABBA and sheer campery.’  That’s followed at 10pm by those frisky Beefmince boys with their sexy tunes and lively club crowd that will keep you dancing until 4am. 


Saturday 16 February, 9pm to 4am

If you’ve never spent a Saturday night at Duckie, then what the hell is wrong with you? The original pop alternative disco is the very essence of LGBT queer London with rock and roll stompers and glorious pop gems from those Reader’s Wifes plus guest DJs, Reader’s Daughters, performers and Jay Cloth on the door, now open until 4am.

Sundays at The RVT with Lisa Q Jones

Sunday 17 February, 4pm to 10.30pm 

Sundays have always been magic at The RVT and they’ve recently had a bit of a makeover, with new times and some new DJs joining the team. This Sunday your Queen of Cabaret is the hairdresser from Hell, Lisa Q Jones, aka Charlie Hides with DJs Simon Le Vans and Phil Marriott.


Don’t forget every Monday night it’s the hilarious Big Bingo show with Timberlina and every Tuesday the gorgeous Bar Wotever with enough exciting new cabaret and performers to sink a battleship! 

Tickets for events via

The Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 114 Clapham High Street, SW4.

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