Have yourself a Two Brewers’ Christmas this festive holiday

We wish it could be Christmas every day and it feels like it is at The Two Brewers in Clapham with a delicious buffet of cabaret treats, amazing DJs and some gorgeous surprises along the way. Here’s just a few of the treats in store.

Star Whores – an Adult Panto

Shows until 28 December

This year’s Brewers’ panto takes us to ‘a galaxy far far away’ with Tanya Hyde, Marsha Mallow and the rest in a Star Wars inspired story that is packed with big laughs and camp songs… the Farce is strong and these are the drag queens we are looking for. Tickets from

Cheeky Christmas and Backroom Elf

Friday 21 December, 5pm to 4am

This Friday is jam-packed with goodies at the Brewers starting with a return performance from the Cheeky Girls in the Club Bar for a special Christmas show. Later in the Cabaret Bar there’s laughs and songs from Lady Diamond while the Backroom DJs are back with their Elf themed festive bash. 

Carols by Candlelight

Saturday 22 December, 5pm to 4am 

Saturday at The Brewers starts with a very special festive event from 3.30pm when they team up with Pride in London for Christmas by Candlelight. Hosted by the amazing Miss Terry Tour it will feature special performances by LMR, Eleni C, Natalie Gray, Oz, The Goblets, Jack Feureisen and more. Tickets from Later on the cabaret comes thick and fast from the brilliant Drag With No Name plus music from DJs Demon and Chris Brogan. 

Christmas Jumper Party

Sunday 23 December, 5pm to 3am

It wouldn’t be Christmas without a bright and colourful festive jumper and they will be out in force on Sunday along with cabaret from Lady Diamond, Lola Lasagne, Kandi Kane and Sandra. 

Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day at the Brewers

Monday 24, Tuesday 25, Wednesday 26, open till late

No matter what you’re doing over the actual Christmas days there’s something gorgeous on at The Brewers including on Christmas Eve Danny Beard and KY Kelly. On the big day itself the venue is open from 7pm until 2am and there’s cabaret from Sandra and Baby Ru while on Boxing Day you get festive ‘cheer’ from Myra DuBois and Sandra. 

New Year’s Eve at the Brewers

Monday 31 December, 7pm to 5am 

This year’s New Year’s Eve theme at The Brewers is ‘I Just Wanna F**king Dance’ and they have the diva herself, Alison Jiear performing alongside Miss Jason and Sandra plus a host of amazing DJs. Grab a limited £20 early bird ticket while you can on the website.

Full details of all dates at 

The Two Brewers, 114 Clapham High Street, SW4.


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