G-A-Y camp attack: the swap around

Heaven, Under The Arches, off Villiers Street,Charing Cross, WC2

Tonight: G-A-Y Camp Attack is back!

Music: Perfect pop from four decades.

Open: 11pm - 4am

Entry: FREE with a flyer from G-A-Y Bar.

Stn: Charing Cross

A:M

Fire, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8

Tonight: Having partied hard at Onyx, continue the fun with a trip to a thumping A:M!

Music: Twisting the very best in cutting edge house and electro music includes DJs D’Johnny, Alan K, David Jimenez and Gonzalo in the Main Room, whilst The Oil and Paul Martin go back to funk in the vinyl-only Lounge.

Open: From 3am (Saturday morning) - 11am

Entry: £8 with a flyer or advert before 5.30am, £10 after, £8 concession or £12 full price. There’s also a discount stamp available from Onyx at Area.

Stn: Vauxhall

POPSTARZ

The Den, 18 West Central Street, WC1

Tonight: The Popstarz team are back at The Den.

Music: The Indie Ballroom continues to play red-hot indie dance, The Pop Arches are chart-tastic and the R&B Lounge is pure urban flava.

Open: 10pm - 4am

Entry: Entry is free with a web flyer from www.popstarz.org before 11pm or £5 with an NUS card or flyer before midnight. Otherwise it’s £8 on the door.

Stn: Tottenham Court Road

shadow therapy

The Shadow Lounge, 5 Brewer Street, Soho, W1

Tonight: Disco house and electro tunes from DJs Kris Di Angelis and Paul Heron. Hosted by Shaun Given.

Open: 9pm - 3am

Entry: FREE before 11pm, £10 after.

Stn: Piccadilly Circus

lo-profile

Lo-Profile, 84-86 Wardour Street, Soho, W1

Tonight: Funky house becoming deeper and dirtier as the night progresses.

Music: From some of London’s best gay DJs.

Open: 8pm - 4am

Entry: £5 with an advert or flyer before midnight.

Stn: Piccadilly Circus

beartronic

East Bloc (formerly Ghetto), 58 Old Street, EC1

Tonight: A night for urban bears, blokes, fashion cubs and freaks (and their she-bear mates). With Wayne Shires, SanDiego and Dirty Fairy’s Ben Jamin.

Music: Retro electro and disco upstairs, with dirty progressive house in the men-only Hotbox downstairs.

Open: 10pm - 6am

Entry: FREE before 11pm or £5 after.

Stn: Old Street

the 99 comedy club

Ku Bar, 30 Lisle Street, Leicester Square, WC2

Tonight: Comedy - strong language will be plentiful!

Open: 7pm - 10pm

Entry: £10 in advance from www.99clubcomedy.com.

Stn: Leicester Square

the cave @ BARCODE SOHO

Barcode Soho, 3-4 Archer Street, Soho, W1

Tonight: This bear weekly is back with DJ Wayne G spinning dirty beats in the basement. Expect horny go-go dancers, plenty of free shots and enough hirsute muscle to make you go weak at the knees! Happy Hour is from 4pm until 9pm.

Open: 9pm - 1am

Entry: FREE before 10pm, £4 after.

Stn: Piccadilly Circus

village: discoliscious

Village, 81 Wardour Street, Soho, W1

Tonight: Happy classics from Heidi Liscious and the dishy Adamix. Go-go boys work the bar from 8pm, plus there’s 50% off drinks from 4pm until 8pm!

Open: 4pm - 1am. DJs from 8pm.

Entry: FREE

Stn: Leicester Square

the box

32-34 Monmouth Street, Covent Garden, WC2

Tonight: Easy drinking and music from DJ Minx.

Open: 11am - midnight.

Entry: FREE

Stn: Covent Garden

shut the F@*k up and dance

The Stag, 15 Bressenden Place, Victoria, SW1

Tonight: Dance night with DJ Nik C.

Open: 4pm - 2am

Entry: FREE before 10.30pm.

Stn: Victoria

Central station

37 Wharfdale Road, King’s Cross, N1

Cabaret Bar: Comedy and cabaret.

Open: 5pm - 4am

Entry: FREE before 10.30pm or £5 after.

Stn: King’s Cross

lady lloyd’s love box

The Edge, Soho Square, W1

Tonight: Pop and chart remixes from Lady Lloyd, plus a double vodka and mixer is just £5 all night!

Open: 9pm - 1am

Entry: FREE before 10.30pm, £3 after.

Stn: Tottenham Court Road

THE SEX FACTOR @ escape kingston

184 London Road, Kingston-upon-Thames, KT2

Tonight: Hosts Miss Shirley, Chi Chi Con Carne and Stefania introduce another round of stripping. Open to boys and girls - grab your application form at the door. The winner will bag a £100 prize and the show kicks off at midnight.

Music: Jonny Red plays cool, cool pop.

Open: 10pm - 3am

Entry: £5 on the door.

Stn: Norbiton Station

Fitladz

Union, 66 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE11

Tonight: The Fitladz cruise into town for a horny session with cruise cabins, darkroom, dancefloor and horny lads. Plus there’s music from resident DJs Devilish, PJay and Stevie B. 11pm - 5am. Entry is £6 with a flyer or advert before midnight. Otherwise it’s £8.

Stn: Vauxhall

classic hoist

The Hoist, 47 South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8

Tonight: Back to basics night in classic Hoist style. Boots are a must. 10pm - 3am. Entry is £6.

Stn: Vauxhall

THE BACKSTREET

The Backstreet, Wentworth Mews, Mile End, E3

Tonight: Leather and rubber. 10pm - 3am. FREE for members before 10.45pm, £3 after, or £6 for guests.

Stn: Mile End

PANTS

The Underground Bar, Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Road, King’s Cross, N1

Today: Underwear, boxers and Speedos cruise session. 1pm - 6pm. Entry’s £4.

Stn: King’s Cross

vault 139

The Vault, 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1

Tonight: All night cruise session. Entry’s £5 from 4pm - 7pm and £6 from 7pm - 1am. Your entry fee includes a free drink, free coatcheck and free re-entry all night long.

Stn: Warren Street

the play pit

The Play Pit, 357 Caledonian Road, King’s Cross, N1

Tonight: North London’s sleaziest sex space!

9pm - 3am. £6 for members, £8 for non-members.

Stn: Caledonian Road

chariots streatham: BLACK STEAM

Chariots Streatham, 292 (enter via the back of) Streatham High Road, SW16

Tonight: All-day cruise session for black guys and their admirers. Open from Friday noon until Sunday midnight! Entry is £12.

Stn: Streatham